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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bidonica
congruentepitheton

Small town culture is knowing that there are Old Folks with strange nicknames but never knowing the stories behind them.

Of course, I made the mistake of asking why everyone calls this one guy Brickaday and it turns out that he worked at a brickyard for 40 years, stealing exactly one brick every day and making no particular efforts to conceal the theft. Nobody thought anything of it until years later he was discovered to have built three houses.

His boss is said to have shrugged and made some remarks about the importance of coming up with a plan and sticking to it.

I‘m trying to arrange my face into an appropriate approximation of silent bafflement and failing miserably.

cisphobiccommunistopinions

i appreciate brickaday

pitbullmabari

chaotic good

kaijuno

My grandpa once told me he worked with a guy called Scrappy at General Motors back in the 50s. Every few days he would wheelbarrow out metal shavings and the foreman was convinced he was stealing things and hiding them in the scrap metal to get it out of the factory. But every time they’d go through the scrap they’d find nothing. He was stealing the wheelbarrows.

bidonica

One of my late grandfather’s friends was called Salami because he used to steal salami and cured meats so I’m seeing a pattern here

scramratz
catmask

our downstairs neighbor has a motion activated doorbell camera and recently made a snip on how we come home with takeout all the time and commented on our spending habits (its not btw. its people giving us leftovers and groceries)

so now that i know she watches the footage daily of the hallway we have to walk through to get to our room i make sure to deliberately stop in front of the camera and show her everything we get like a makeup/skincare influencer

today i went to a gardening ceremony for my deceased loved one to show support and won a porcelain chicken at bingo with 40 something old ladies

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^ pov recreation you are my downstairs neighbor getting a load of my awesome fucking chicken

catmask

she saw it btw and said “um…. what was the chicken about” do you not appreciate her?

catmask

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she stands very well her name is sweetling and she protects our sweet things

faerl
wantonlywindswept

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

wantonlywindswept

oho and now you’re questioning my adverb usage? you? you?

you fucking dare?

wantonlywindswept

you try to change ‘tears’ to ‘years’ for no reason but don’t catch ‘imporint’???

wantonlywindswept

hey quick question gdocs

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what the fuck

grymmdark

querched up white boy

megatraven

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